Dear Dog, Leave a Message at the Tree

"Hi, this is Dog. I'm not home right now, but go ahead and take a pee, and I'll call you back as soon as possible."

Comic written by Larry Lambert, illustrated by Jerry King.

1. Parenting Hasn't Changed in 5,000 Years

   And without the 3G-connection upgrade, Dad says that tablet is essentially a very expensive brick.

   

2. Will We Ever Know the Truth About Bane's Capital?

   It is a legitimate question. How did Bane get all that money to take down Gotham City?

   

3. Curiosity Makes Her Biggest Discovery Yet

   What NASA didn't tell you was that Curiosity was really aiming her laser at a male Martian with bad manners. #PewPew

   

4. Life Lessons From Dad

   Listen kid, you know it's a good movie if you have to wait for Netflix to send it to you by mail.

   

5. Look Who's in Line for the iPhone 5

   Wonder how much the president had to pay that chair to wait overnight?

   

6. Dude, Why Does Your Internet Stink?

   Oh you didn't know that Apple's latest software update includes Smell-O-Vision?

   

7. When Closed-Minded Is a Good Thing

   Because everyone knows you have to stuff cotton in your ears to stop the leaks.

   

8. Something Is Missing, Batman

   Even Robin knows it's all about the little things.

   

9. If Christopher Columbus Had Apple Maps

   That would finally explain why Christopher Columbus had such a poor sense of direction.

   Comic written by Larry Lambert

   

10. How We Followed Elections in the 1800s

    In the pre-technology days of the Wild West, voters had to use their nose to follow their party's candidate.

    Comic written by Larry Lambert