Finally, Something to Play While You Pee

Admit it — you play with your cellphone on the toilet. It's nothing to be ashamed of (although studies show that 16% of phones have fecal matter on them, so that's gross). But what if there were a video game you could play while using urinals?

This comic shows that there might be at least one industry interested in this sort of gaming development. Just think: the more you drink, the sooner you can play again.

Comic written by Larry Lambert; illustrated by Jerry King.

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2. Will We Ever Know the Truth About Bane's Capital?

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3. Curiosity Makes Her Biggest Discovery Yet

   What NASA didn't tell you was that Curiosity was really aiming her laser at a male Martian with bad manners. #PewPew

   

4. Life Lessons From Dad

   Listen kid, you know it's a good movie if you have to wait for Netflix to send it to you by mail.

   

5. Look Who's in Line for the iPhone 5

   Wonder how much the president had to pay that chair to wait overnight?

   

6. Dude, Why Does Your Internet Stink?

   Oh you didn't know that Apple's latest software update includes Smell-O-Vision?

   

7. When Closed-Minded Is a Good Thing

   Because everyone knows you have to stuff cotton in your ears to stop the leaks.

   

8. Something Is Missing, Batman

   Even Robin knows it's all about the little things.

   

9. If Christopher Columbus Had Apple Maps

   That would finally explain why Christopher Columbus had such a poor sense of direction.

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10. How We Followed Elections in the 1800s

    In the pre-technology days of the Wild West, voters had to use their nose to follow their party's candidate.

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11. Who's Making Money Off Big Bird?

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12. Why Drug Companies Love Elections

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13. The Millennial Vote

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14. Finally, Relief From Political Ads

    Now that's a smear campaign that we can all get behind.

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15. Clark Kent on the Demise of Newspapers

    Investigative reporting just isn't what it used to be. Blame it on Twitter.

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16. Petraeus Scandal Is the New Guilty Pleasure

    CNN is quickly replacing E! as the go-to channel for juicy reality television.

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17. This Is Why Your Email Was Hacked

    Even Google's two-step authentication can't protect you from naiveté.

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18. The Parenting App You'll Never Download

    When the evening news anchor said "Big Brother is watching," little Jake thought that meant something totally different.

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19. The Real Reason Your Eyesight Stinks

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20. Dear Dog, Leave a Message at the Tree

    "Hi, this is Dog. I'm not home right now, but go ahead and take a pee, and I'll call you back as soon as possible."

    Comic written by Larry Lambert