Baby 'Bachelor' Breaks Hearts in New Reality Show

Everyone loves a steamy reality TV show. And everyone loves a cute kid. Jimmy Kimmel combined the two with a reality show starring a cute kid: Baby Bachelor.

In the genius sketch for Jimmy Kimmel Live, the adorable toddler Wesley (Kimmel's nephew) meets other adorable toddlers in hopes of finding true kiddy love. The kid version of the show promises to be just as drama packed as ABC's primetime Bachelor, with its hair pulling and wine throwing.

Wesley, here's to hoping you find a lady friend who loves dinosaurs as much as you. And remember, if this doesn't work out, there's always Baby Dancing With the Stars to look forward to next.

1. 1. 'Star Wars' According to a Three-Year-Old

   "The shiny guy always worries."

2. 2. Murét Explains Dinosaur Extinction

   "Poor dinosaurs."

3. 3. Kid Explains Bacon

   "They squirt it out their bums."

4. 4. Leprechauns According to a Three-Year-Old

   "People don't have green parts on them."

5. 5. Five-Year-Old Explains TV Remote

   "Here's really fast-forward and there's really back-forward."

6. 6. Kid Explains the Digestive and Circulatory Systems

   "Nose, toes and fingers!"

7. 7. Four-Year-Old Explains Sex

   "Someone on TV had sex all the days."

8. 8. Eight-Year-Old Explains 'Romeo and Juliet'

   "Romeo killed the person whose name started with a 't.'"

9. 9. Five-Year-Old Explains Marriage and Santa

   "You're only a kid 'til you get married."

10. 10. 10-Year-Old Explains the Meaning of Life

    "It's a puzzle that's blank at the beginning."

Image courtesy of YouTube, JimmyKimmelLive