Justin Bieber Is This Kid’s Valentine’s Day Wingman

Justin Bieber is one heck of a teen heartthrob, so he must have some pretty baller pick-up lines to be reeling in all those ladies, right?

That's at least what our awkward friend here figured, setting out to snag a V-Day date using only lyrics from the pop star's billboard hits. He approaches ladies with lines like this gem: "I could be your Buzz Lightyear; fly across the globe."

Much like a train wreck, you won't want to watch, but we know you won't be able to look away from all the rejection that's about to happen.

Video courtesy of YouTube, VEVO. Image courtesy of Flickr, iloveJB123

1. 1. You Auto-Complete Me

   A cute, geeky sentiment gets a lovely letterpress treatment.

   Cost $6.50

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2. 2. I Less Than Three You

   Only a true geek will be able to translate this card.

   Cost: $3.50

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3. 3. Not Sent From My iPhone

   We love the witty message and the pixelated heart.

   Cost: $4

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4. 4. Circuit Board Geek Love

   Keep it simple with a circuit board-inspired heart.

   Cost: $3.75

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5. 5. My Hearts Are Empty

   Geek gamers will get this reference instantly.

   Cost: $3.50

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6. 6. I'd Instagram You With No Filter

   What a compliment!

   Cost: $6

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7. 7. Facebook-Themed Valentine's Day Card

   For your favorite Facebook addict.

   Cost: $5

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8. 8. You Turn Me On

   Get a bit cheeky with your special two-player partner.

   Cost: $4

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9. 9. Mixtape Card

   Some sweet nostalgia for vintage-loving geeks.

   Cost: $3.50

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10. 10. Downloading Love

    Finally, be sure to keep that file safe!

    Cost: $4

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