My Brain-Slurping Gal: A Love Song

When you're deeply, head-over-heels in love with someone, describing how you feel can be difficult. Words, no matter how hard you hit the Thesaurus for synonyms, can never quite do the feeling justice.

YouTube channel The Midnight Beast knows what it's like. In their new video, "Love Bites," a man tries to show off his new girlfriend to the rest of his friends.

What is it, he wonders, that makes her so special?

Is it her soulless, shark-like eyes? Maybe. Or is it her cute smile, still flecked with bits of human brain and blood along that adorable, slowly deteriorating jawline? Perhaps. If anything, her flirtatious nature is pretty contagious — she did, after all, just bite off a street vendor's ear for wearing the sweatshirt of her college's biggest sports rival (go Badgers!). She's such a joker!

Watch their love unfold, and tell us why you think their zombie love is oh-so special in the comments.

1. 1. Lady Gaga

   You can't read my Zombie Face.

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2. 2. Clint Eastwood

   Go ahead, eat my brain.

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3. 3. Scarlett Johansson

   On the cover of 'Undead Weekly.'

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4. 4. Daniel Craig

   Dead. Living Dead.

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5. 5. Paul McCartney

   Let it feed.

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6. 6. Rihanna

   S.O.S. No, seriously.

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7. 7. Sylvester Stallone

   "The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's also zombies."

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8. 8. Stan Lee

   Superheroes can't save you.

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9. 9. Hugh Hefner

   Bunnies and brains.

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Image courtesy of The Midnight Beast