This Sunday marks a momentous day for everyone. It's the holiday created solely for the purpose of bad choices, shamrock headbands and acceptable alcoholism: It's St. Patrick's Day.
It's the one day when leprechauns and non-Irish folk celebrate in solidarity, because everyone loves a good cold green beer. But after years of St. Paddy's Day attempts at 18-hour-long bar binges, you've realized a pattern in the way the day's events unfold.
So before you even begin painting your entire body in green glitter, take a look into the future through these GIFs:
You wake up and don your best green swag.
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By noon you've gathered your friends and get yourself to a party.
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Because there is so much to celebrate on this merry day.
Image courtesy of Tumblr, cracked.You walk into the bar knowing this is your time to shine.
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And you're ready for some serious debauchery.
Image courtesy of Tumblr, saucy-sasha.You lay down the game plan to your crew.
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Image courtesy of MTV, GuyCodeBlog.Before long, you all look like this.
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After several hours, the one buzzkill in the group is trying to convince you you've had enough.
Image courtesy of Tumblr, multitudeofgifs.And you staunchly hold your ground.
Image courtesy of Tumblr, pancakekidnapper.And prove your sobriety.
Image courtesy of Tumblr, fiercegifs.But really you feel like this when you're walking.
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And this.
Image courtesy of Tumblr, bucknellstruggles.But it's all good.
Image courtesy of Tumblr, amandakstoneall.So you get back to it, cuz this bar is open another 10 hours.
Image courtesy of Tumblr, xtreme-overdose.And keep convincing yourself that you've got what it takes to party all night long.
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So you admit St. Paddy's defeat and go home at 4 p.m.
Image courtesy of Tumblr, gif-reactions.You wake up the next morning feeling like this.
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But it's time to meet the gang for brunch and recap the night's events, where you immediately do this at the restaurant.
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And no one talks, anyway.
Image courtesy of Tumblr, thatisthatshitidolike.So you all haul yourselves back into bed.
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