8 Over-the-Top Baby Gadgets

1. 1. Mobisante

   Need an ultrasound machine in your pocket? This Mobisante smartphone-enabled ultrasound machine lets you see baby-to-be whenever you want -- all for a cool $7,400. And while it's intended for medical professionals, can't you see doctors or celebrities with disposable income trying to get their hands on one?

   

2. 2. Kickbee

   While your baby in is utero, why not get the fetus started on social media? The Kickbee is an elastic band embedded with vibration sensors. When it senses movement and kicks from mom's belly, the Kickbee automatically posts to Twitter or sends texts to inquisitive friends.

   

3. 3. Onda Luxury Bubbles

   Bathing a baby in the kitchen sink? The horror! The Onda Luxury Bubbles baby whirlpool pampers babies with whirlpool jets, which help "reduce nervous tension and promote circulation," according to the description. The built-in LED lights just add to the relaxation effect, all for a warm and fuzzy $2,600.

   

4. 4. Intellicot

   Sleeping (or lack thereof) is one of a newborn's biggest challenges. But the Intellicot, the "cot of the future," features a vibrating rocking motion, built-in video monitor, sensory lights, cooling feature and automated raising mattress, making it easier for parents to deal with sleep deprivation. Again, you're facing a $2,260 setback.

   

5. 5. Baby Nes System

   A Keurig-type machine for baby formula, because after all, shaking the bottle is so time-consuming. Like a coffee machine, simply pop formula pods into the machine, press a button and voilà! Formula.

   

6. 6. Why Cry Analyzer

   This "clinically proven" gadget claims to analyze baby's cries, so you can determine whether she is bored, hungry, tired, annoyed, etc. If it were really as effective as it claims, wouldn't it be standard issue in hospitals? Just saying.

   

7. 7. Exmobaby Wireless Biosensor Onesie

   To learn the "emotional state" of your baby, why not hook him or her up with a bio-sensor garment. This onesie reads your baby's body via USB cord, then ports data onto your PC. Sounds like something from the future, but this Exmobaby System (currently in development) is aimed at today's connected parents.

   

8. 8. 2-in-1 iPotty

   Kids love using iPads -- why not use one to encourage potty training? This potty seat with built-in iPad holder teaches kids that tech and bathroom time go hand-in-hand. Right...

   

Expectant parents are inundated with list upon list of baby product "essentials." While some subscribe to the less-is-more theory, opting to stick with the basics (i.e. food, clothing, diapers, crib), others snatch up everything possible. Think: baby-wipes warmer, bottle warmer, the newest model diaper disposal and more.

Every parent needs certain essentials for baby care and comfort, but it's safe to say the eight superfluous gadgets featured in our gallery, above, definitely do not fit that category. Check them out; then tell us whether you'd use them in the comments.

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