Inconceivable! A Tribute of an Unusual Size to ‘The Princess Bride’

A six-fingered man. Prince Humperdinck. Cliffs of Insanity. Mawage. Miracle Max.

On Sept. 25, 1987, Rob Reiner invited film goers to the fictional land of Florin for a romantic adventure filled with sword fights, outlaws and undying — or mostly undying — true love.

In the 25 years since its big screen debut, The Princess Bride has developed a following with a dedication to the film that rivals Westley's devotion to Buttercup. Honoring the movie with anything less than an André the Giant-size tribute would be inconceivable.

For an even more authentic trip down memory lane, ask a grandfatherly figure to read the content of this tribute out loud to you while curled up in bed surrounded by Chicago sports paraphernalia. Or maybe just go for a scroll down the page.

A royal decree of kudos issued to Mashable Princess Christine Erickson for her contributions to this post.

1. Quotes as You Wish

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2. 10 Classic Clips

Revisit the film's most memorable moments without worrying about the dangers of flame spurts and lightning sand. Well, unless you happen to live in Fire Swamp, USA.

3. 5 Facts You Might Not Have Known

You know the story like the back of your six-fingered hand, but do you know some of the interesting behind the scenes tidbits? IMDB and EW help contribute to your dizzying intellect.

Fezzik might have had superhuman strength, but actor André the Giant actually had back problems at the time, which prevented him from lifting anything heavy. In the scene where Buttercup jumps from the castle window into Fezzik's arms, co-star Robin Wright had to be attached to wires because he couldn't support her.

Director Rob Reiner would laugh so hard during Billy Crystal's scenes, it would make him feel nauseated. He eventually had to leave the set before Crystal was filming.

The giant rodents were actually actors inside rat suits. On the day of filming when Westley (Cary Elwes) was supposed to battle the giant rat, the actor inside the suit was pulled over for speeding and subsequently arrested. The filmmakers had to bail him out of jail so the scene could be filmed.

Elwes was shooting on top of a tall grassy slope, surrounded by a huge slab. André the Giant couldn't walk up the hill, so he drove a rented small four-wheeler and threw Elwes the keys to try it. Elwes went over a rock, which got caught between the pedal and his foot, and broke his toe. The shoot couldn't be delayed, so a special shoe was made for him, and you can see him limping in the scene where he runs into the swamp.

Whoopi Goldberg campaigned for the role of Princess Buttercup, but was turned down by a laughing Reiner. "They thought it was the stupidest thing they'd ever heard," she told EW in a 1992 article. Robin Wright went on to play the iconic princess, and three years later, Goldberg got her revenge in the film Ghost.

4. A Playlist to Melt Your Farmhand Heart

Set the mood for your own fairy tale courtship with the soundtrack that provided the musical backdrop to Westley and Buttercup's storybook love.

5. Cube-ify the Cast of Characters

Cubee Craft makes putting on a Princess Bride paper doll show a bit easier.

The printable version will look a little something like this:

Blow up to measure 7'4? and scatter peanuts around completed cube Fezzik for full effect.

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