11 Funny Texts Leaked From Santa’s Phone

Today, if Santa Claus solely relied on snail mail to communicate, things would never get done in time. That is why he sticks to texting when it comes to quick conversations.

But ho, ho, hold the phone. Unfortunately, most of us can't just text our Christmas wishlists because only the very elite have Claus on speed dial. So, who is so lucky to have access to Santa?

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We hacked Santa's phone to see some of his texts. While I figure out how to get off of his naughty list before Christmas, enjoy these snippets of conversation with the holiday A-list.

1. Mrs. Claus

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2. Obama

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3. Taylor Lautner

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4. Chazz

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5. Curiosity Rover

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6. Rudolph

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7. Mariah Carey

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8. Overly Attached Girlfriend

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9. Justin Bieber

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10. Tim Cook

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11. Morgan Freeman

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