16 Photos Vladimir Putin Should Use on His New Online Dating Profile

Ladies. LADIES. Russian President Vladimir Putin and and his wife Lyudmila have announced plans to divorce.

You know what that means? Russia's hottest topless horse-rider is putting — err, Putin — on the charm across the Internet.

Vlad is probably too busy doing diplomatic stuff to craft his Match.com profile, so we decided to help him out by collecting 16 of his fiercest photos.

1. Chicks dig dogs

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2. Athleticism is a must

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3. Snow bunny

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4. Wind in the face = hot

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5. Flash those pearly whites...

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6. ...But not too big

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7. Show off your friends (just make sure they're not hotter than you)

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8. YES

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9. YESSER

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10. YESSEST

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11. Pools are for losers

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12. Go mountain man without the beard and shack up in the woods

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13. Technology is hot, unless it's Google Glass

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14. Be silly

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15. Get steamy with hot beverages

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16. Clown tricks. Always clown tricks.

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