Facebook brand pages, when they aren't managed well, can get a little annoying — and are ripe targets for satire.
Now an anonymous Facebook user has created the ultimate parody: Condescending Corporate Brand Page.
"We're a big corporate brand using Facebook," reads the description on the account's About page. "So look out for us asking you to like and share our stuff in a faintly embarrassing and awkward way."
The "company" just joined Twitter as well. The content posted is equally familiar in an "ugh" kind of way. The bio reads: "This is the twitter account that simply tweets from a linked Facebook page with an annoying 'on.fb.me' link at the end chopping off what's said," it reads. "Point missed."
Point taken corporate accounts?
"Do you have best friends? GET TAGGING them all onto this picture to show how much you love them!! (as well as showing them how much of a quirky and fun brand we'd like to be perceived as)"
This font is an abomination.
"Here's one of those really annoying posts where a corporate office have ordered in some edible treats for the staff and have decided to take a photo of them because obviously nobody on Facebook has ever seen food before."
"If you don't click like on this post, we'll assume you're a racist."
"Proving that we're a proper cool brand at this social media lark...you can follow us on Twitter too!
Essentially it'll be a waste of time - because all we'll do is link all of the posts from this very Facebook page to tweet out, negating the need to actually follow it. Just to be even more annoying, all of the tweets will be cut off halfway through a sentence finishing with an 'on.fb.me' link because Facebook is completely different to Twitter. Naturally, we haven't realised this of course! (please RT)"
LIKE this picture if you use to be a child too!"
"We have been laughing so hard in the office at this silly monkey. Please 'share' this picture if the silly monkey makes you laugh!"
"Is this glass half full or half empty? Click 'like' if you think it's half empty, or click 'share' if you think it's half full!"
You really got all the way through this condescending gallery?
Kudos.
"Do you have best friends? GET TAGGING them all onto this picture to show how much you love them!! (as well as showing them how much of a quirky and fun brand we'd like to be perceived as)"
This font is an abomination.
"Here's one of those really annoying posts where a corporate office have ordered in some edible treats for the staff and have decided to take a photo of them because obviously nobody on Facebook has ever seen food before."
"If you don't click like on this post, we'll assume you're a racist."
"Proving that we're a proper cool brand at this social media lark...you can follow us on Twitter too!
Essentially it'll be a waste of time - because all we'll do is link all of the posts from this very Facebook page to tweet out, negating the need to actually follow it. Just to be even more annoying, all of the tweets will be cut off halfway through a sentence finishing with an 'on.fb.me' link because Facebook is completely different to Twitter. Naturally, we haven't realised this of course! (please RT)"
LIKE this picture if you use to be a child too!"
"We have been laughing so hard in the office at this silly monkey. Please 'share' this picture if the silly monkey makes you laugh!"
"Is this glass half full or half empty? Click 'like' if you think it's half empty, or click 'share' if you think it's half full!"
You really got all the way through this condescending gallery?
Kudos.
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