The Real Reason TV Sales Are Declining

We've seen global TV sales decline for a couple of years now. What's causing the lessened interest? Is it the rise of mobile? Services like Netflix?

Or are viewers simply no longer trying to keep up with the Kardashians?

Comic written by Larry Lambert; illustrated by Jerry King.

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