The '90s were a very polarizing time for fans of pop music and slow panning close-ups of abs. During the decade, you either sided with team Backstreet or team N'Sync or, in very rare cases, team 98 Degrees. But what if you were forced to pledge allegiance past the army of boy bands as a whole, or the reigning girl groups like Destiny's Child and Spice Girls?
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There's probably a more scientific way to choose a champion, but here the two camps are pitted against each other in six categories.
A ruling is made for each, but after watching the videos (and remembering how young Justin Timberlake looked during N'Sync's early days), it's really your call on which side looks better in the cold light of the 21st century.
Representing the Girl Groups:
Spice Girls
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Destiny's Child
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TLC
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And the Boy Bands:
N'Sync
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Backstreet Boys
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98 Degrees
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The Most Cathartic Break-up Song
N'Sync "Bye Bye Bye"
Destiny's Child "Survivor"
Winner: Girl Groups
"Bye Bye Bye" is catchy, but "Survivor" is what you really want to blast in the car when you've just had your heart ripped out.
Best Contribution to a Soundtrack
98 Degrees "True to Your Heart" (Mulan)
Destiny's Child "Independent Woman" (Charlie's Angels)
Winner: Boy Bands
Let's be honest, Stevie Wonder helped a lot.
Best for Mass Sing-a-Longs
Spice Girls "Wannabe"
Backstreet Boys "Everybody (Backstreet's Back)"
Winner: Girl Groups
Sometimes the best lyrics are the lyrics that aren't really words.
Best for First Slow Dance
Backstreet Boys "I'll Never Break Your Heart"
TLC "Waterfalls"
Winner: Boy Bands
TLC has the better message, but when you're in your middle school formal wear you just want to be reassured your date is as pure of heart as you imagine Nick Carter is.
Dance Battle
N'Sync-"Tearin Up My Heart"
Spice Girls "Stop"
Winner: Boy Bands
The only explanation needed-
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Best Club Song
98 Degrees "Una Noche"
Destiny's Child-"Jumpin' Jumpin'"
Winner: Girl Groups
When "Jumpin' Jumpin'" comes on, the club must jump. It's a rule.
In a dead heat, the lesser-known groups must battle in an important tie breaker.
Most Important Addition to Disney Channel's Smart House
5ive-"Slam Dunk Da Funk"
B*Witched-"C'est La Vie"
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Winner, and ultimate champion: Boy Bands
While B*Witched inspired run-of-the-mill jumping on the bed, 5ive compels the boys to do a synchronized slide dance.
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98 Degrees "True to Your Heart" (Mulan)
Destiny's Child "Independent Woman" (Charlie's Angels)
Spice Girls "Wannabe"
Backstreet Boys "Everybody (Backstreet's Back)"
Backstreet Boys "I'll Never Break Your Heart"
TLC "Waterfalls"
N'Sync-"Tearin Up My Heart"
Spice Girls "Stop"
98 Degrees "Una Noche"
Destiny's Child-"Jumpin' Jumpin'"
5ive-"Slam Dunk Da Funk"
B*Witched-"C'est La Vie"
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