domingo, 26 de mayo de 2013

12 Cicadas Totally Trapped in 1996

The East Coast cicadas, currently emerging by the billions, have spent the last 17 years underground, making today's world a bit of a shock for them.

In 1996, Alanis Morissette was just a "Jagged Little Pill" and only 20 million Americans dialed up to the Internet. Clearly, Swarmageddon 2013 is making the bug population feel nostalgic for the '90s.

Humans, please try to make the cicadas feel welcome by explaining iPhones and The Real Housewives of New Jersey.

1. So much for AOL screen names. Sorry, "Cicaduh6969."

2. Never forget JTT.

3. At least Mr. Belding still looks the same.

4. Pull the tags off the Beanie Babies.

5. Needs more slots. Also, Apple is cool again?

6. "Bob Dole fights for the cicada population." - Bob Dole

7. Uhhhhh...

8. Cicada stylists are going to be totally booked.

9. What's a Google?

10. Clooney did okay for himself.

11. Hey Macarena!

12. Bone Thugs-n-Harmony is still awesome.

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