Zombie TED Talk Brings Inspiration Back to Life

TED Talks are all fine and dandy if you need some inspiration on education, healthcare or living your life to the fullest. But the TED Talk we could all benefit from is how to survive the human apocalypse — you know, if you're already a zombie.

Official Comedy takes a stab at teaching zombies some important life — or afterlife? — lessons in this hilarious TED parody.

See also: 5 Facts You Didn't Know About Zombies

One important takeaway, zombies: Trust no one, not even your food.

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   1. Zombie Survival Tin Lunch Box

   Never leave the house without your Zombie Survival Kit (aka your lunch).

   Cost: $12.99

   Image: Amazon

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   2. Zombie Attack Hoodie

   Sport the ever-fashionable "I-just-survived-a-brutal-zombie-attack" look with this cosy hoodie.

   Cost: $44.99

   Image: ThinkGeek

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   3. Dashboard Zombie

   Plastic Jesus ain't got nothing on this spring-loaded specimen.

   Cost: $7.52

   Image: Archie McPhee

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   4. Zombie Magnetic Poetry

   "I wandered lonely in my shroud..."

   Cost: $11.95

   Image: Magnetic Poetry

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   5. Undead Fred Cookie Cutters

   Mmmmm, zombies.

   Cost: $11.99

   Image: Fred and Friends

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   6. How to Speak Zombie

   Learn the lingo, it might just save your life.

   Cost: $14.99

   Image: ModCloth

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   7. Zombie Apocalypse Garden Gnomes

   Why not freak out friends and neighbors by replacing ordinary gnomes with zombie versions?

   Cost: From $19.99

   Image: ThinkGeek

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   8. Zombie Slippers

   These super-comfy slippers will help you perfect the undead shuffle.

   Cost: $32.39

   Image: Firebox

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   9. Glow in the Dark Zombie Play Set

   This fun-for-all-the-family playset could lead to the kind of diorama we'd be interested in seeing.

   Cost: $18.95

   Image: Archie McPhee

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    10. Zombie Foot Toy

    Finally, our furry friends can get in on the zombie action too with a squeaky undead foot toy.

    Cost: $10

    Image: Gamago

Image: YouTube, OfficialComedy